Tiffany McKinnon
An Ode to Tiffany's Jam
An Ode to Tiffany's Jam
by her favorite father-in-law
Tiffany's jam is quite delicious.
A person would say it's very nutritious.
Anyone who doesn't like it is very suspicious.
Yes, Tiffany's jam is quite auspicious.
You can eat it almost anywhere...
Watching TV in an easy chair.
You can eat it at the kitchen sink...
You can eat it while getting a drink.
You can eat it while you're driving your car.
You can eat it just wherever you are.
It comes in delicious raspberry or peach,
But the best way to eat it is to have one of each.
Red Raspberry in one hand and Peachy Peach in the other,
You think that's not great? Oh, brother!
There's one thing against Tiffany's jam I admit all aghast.
The only problem? It just doesn't last!
10 comments:
Well done Dad!
I know Tiffany will enjoy that just as much as you CLEARLY enjoy her jam!
And I love your gotee!
FIRST of all...yes, the gotee accompanies that handsome face! I totally predicted the end of that poem :) xoxoxo
hahaha Did you write that Grandma? Funny. Well done. I love that picture of the old man at the end. ;) jk.
NO! He wrote it! And even after I posted this he kept coming in with new verses... haha! I have not got one single poetic bone in my body!!! I'm the photographer... he is cute, eh?! xox
what a lovely little poem! great work, dad!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
one year later..... haha are you living?
Steve ~ you look so English Lordish with your 'facial hair'!!!! I had no idea you were so poetic ~ lovely as the jam must be! Miss you guys.
Juanita
Hey Tina! It was good to hear from you!! I love the pictures of Julie and her new baby! :)
The poem is hilarious--with a little help from Dr Seuss! Didn't know Steve was so poetic! The jam looks delicious.
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